An elephant is long, limber, and slightly tapered. Like a giant roll of cookie dough, but with fewer chocolate chips and a lot more muscles! And an insatiable appetite for peanuts!
Imagine somebody came up to you on the street and announced this proudly to you.
What would you think of them? Let me take a guess:
First: Wow, ever heard of the Personal Bubble?
Then: You’re absolutely, flipping, batshit insane.
Am I right, or am I right?
Elephants are not their trunks. Or their cute little taily-wailies.
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